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YOU PREFER TWO LANES OR FOUR ON A BRIDGE

 A man walking along a beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and a booming voice said "because you have tried to be good in all ways, i will grant you one wish. The man said "build a bridge to the island there so i can drive over anytime i want. The voice said " your request is very materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something else". The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said " I wish that i could understand my woman, i want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries all time, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy".




Comments

I like this story. The man's second desire is more interesting.
What a thought-provoking story! Not sure if he'll get that second wish either. Lol!

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ellie said…
Which wish is more complicated? I think we know. Great story!
Ivy's Closet said…
Your story did make me smile. Thanks so much!
Caitlin&Megan said…
Oh, I love your wit! Thanks so much!
Building the bridge is easier - LOL!
MELODY JACOB said…
That is the best punchline to that classic joke I've ever heard. The voice's reaction to the bridge request worrying about the concrete, steel, and natural resources was great, but the man's pivot to understanding his woman immediately made me laugh out loud. You know the problem is truly universal when a complex bridge to the bottom of the ocean seems like the easier engineering feat.
Tem tantas formas pra fazer uma mulher feliz, acho que a ponte iria gastar mais do que com a mulher, feliz semana bjs.
snobe casamang said…
Thanks for liking, I also think that man's second desire is better.
snobe casamang said…
You want to say that it's a complicated wish, Lol!
snobe casamang said…
You know, thanks a lot for liking.
snobe casamang said…
Thanks for reading and liking, wish you a nice week.
snobe casamang said…
Thanks so much for your kind words, Ireally appreciate.
snobe casamang said…
Building a bridge to a woman's heart is not easier, LOL!
snobe casamang said…
This joke made me laugh out loud too, thanks a lot for your explanation and point of view.
snobe casamang said…
É verdade, uma mulher sempre busca ser feliz, boa semana para você também e beijos.
J.P. Alexander said…
Muy tierno relato. Te mando un beso.
An interesting story, but also a criticism of women, who are difficult to understand!